If life were only really like this...
Thanks to social networking, the english language is getting weirder and weirder. The New Oxford American Dictionary’s 2009 word of the year is “Unfriend”.
Lol! You know, it means how you can sever a Facebook relationship with someone you secretly hate? Sure you do!
Also, when the hell is The New Oxford Dictionary going to make an honest woman out of “Crunk“?… I happen to find if much more socially relevant than “Unfriend” anyway.
Although, come to think of it, someone recently accused me of “unfriending” them (which not only didn’t I do), I have to admit that I have no idea how the hell I’d even begin to figure out how to do it…
Secondly, I spend about 10 hours a day writing shitty, mean things about people… as if I’m going to start eliminating the friends I miraculously do have. Sure, absolutely.
Speaking of having no friends… I have an idea for another New Oxford Dictionary entry… Is Elton John in there…?
God! Carrie Fisher, relax! I’m kidding, jeeeeeez…
Tags: Facebook, New Oxford Dictionary
Elton isn’t, but ‘furnished’ is.