"Bzzzzzzzzzz..."
Here’s a photo of Ice-T’s wife, Coco, laying inside of a tanning bed…
I’ve decided to blur out Coco’s titanic ass and gargantuan fake breasts with two enormous stars…
If you dare, you can see the uncensored photograph my clicking here…
Happy now? Good.
Incidentally, are you curious about where her vagina went?
I am, because she’s basically got a cloud of black smoke hovering between her legs, and it looks like someone replaced her head with that of a small, tan baby with Plutonium eyeballs…
Anyhoo, I just thought you should know that I obviously care about my straight male/lesbian readership… a lot.
Posting a photograph like this is pretty much the equivalent of penis-kryptonite for a gay dude.
Actually. Who am I kidding… I’m done after seeing that photo…
I could have the most state-of-the-art penis pump installed and I’d still wake up the morning after the surgery all hopeful, only to find a tiny steel bb in the shape of a teardrop rattling around in my underwear…
That’s right… Coco made my mechanical junk cry…
[...] magazine.How romantic ,just in time for Valentine's day. The Not Safe For Work (NSFW) PicturesPhoto: Ice-T's Wife, COCO's Ass, Will Burn Your Eyes Out …Here's a photo of Ice-T's wife, Coco, laying inside of a tanning bed… I could have the most [...]