FML
Here’s a wholesome-looking photograph of Jersey Shore’s “Snooki” attending a party at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Florida…
Hm. You know how they say that when something really traumatizing happens to a person, oftentimes the psyche struggles to find ways to survive without having to face the horror that’s befallen it?
For instance, just now, in order to survive, I’ve splintered another personality whilst gazing at ”Snooks” in all of her tragic, crotch baring, orange glory. You see, my own fragile persona wouldn’t be able to fully comprehend what it’s seeing without setting itself on fire in the name of self preservation…
In that vein, In order for “Dan” (a delicate-minded homosexual) to face “Snooki” in a low-cut dress, screaming with what looks like a skid-mark on her togue, I’ve had to become “Don” (my Jersey Shore alter-ego).
On that note, I can’t really describe the nightmare that surrounds me, except to say that if I drew a slutty baby dinosaur, it’d have “Snooki’s” teeth…
Tags: "Snooki", Jersey Shore, MTV, Snookie
Snooki reminds me of a girl I know. Minus the poof! Do you think the thing about the pictures is true?