Holy Jesus Christ! Ma-Ma!! Who saw the finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey? I’m pretty sure I’ve been waiting for last night’s episode since Bravo showed the trailer for the this season a few months ago… And it was INTENSE!
How’s about that fight when Danielle told Teresa to pay attention and Teresa went all Christian Bale on her? ”Prostitution Whore”! Danielle is such a bad-ass to bring the book to dinner and call Dina out… DAYUM! And what about how Caroline had to lie because Dina couldn’t stand up for herself and admit she peddled the book throughout Franklin Lakes!? YIKES! Then Jacqueline blew the entire lie apart and came clean about how Dina really did bring the book to that gorgeous salon?! It seems like that family is going to have some pretty awkward Thanksgivings ahead…
Also, did anyone notice that as the fight between Teresa and Danielle escalated, Teresa’s husband Joe literally stuck his hand in her mouth to stop her from yelling? Like, what?! Almost as horrifying was that story that Teresa told about how Joe made her lay still so he could have sex with her while she was still groggy from the anesthesia during her breast augmentation… How freaking creeped is that? I feel like Rod Serling was in the background serving Teresa her canneloni…
This finale did not disappoint! But let’s be honest, the breakout star of this episode was without a doubt, Danielle’s 14 year old daughter, Christine… How fierce was she for not getting up when Teresa asked the kids to leave the room? I love that she wasn’t going to allow the other Housewives to gang up on her Danielle. Go on and defend your mother, girl! So hot… So, so, so hot…
Stay tuned! I hear the 2 hour reunion is BANANAS!
P.S. We hear Danielle has a SEX TAPE… Oy Vey!
I just don’t get all of these “reality” spin offs. Real Housewives of (––––––––––– put your hometown in here) What drivel! It’s like a video version of the Enquirer. The theme song to all of these “Housewives” shows should be “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.”
I also don’t get “American Idol” It’s like rubbernecking to watch a car crash clean up in the opposing lane. What is up with our fascination with other people’s misfortunes? Does it stem back to our pre-homo sapiens stage when we slept in trees and laughed when some ape slipped on a banana peel?
But hey, it’s America the land of the free and just because i don’t get it, it doesn’t mean that those with “superior” intelligence can’t enjoy themselves.
After all, it’s better than shooting people, right?
Ok, I love these spin-offs, I don’t care what anyone says… And New Jersey is my fav by far. These women are crazy (except for Jacqueline), and it makes the show amazing to watch! My fiance and I rewinded the Theresa blow out like 10 times and laughed hysterically each time. “YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE”- EPIC!
The other thing that got me was that Miss Jersey New Boobies wanted the kids to leave for Danielle’s talk, but they could stay as they heard about how the many twisted detailed ways their dad could frak their mom. Lets all jump on the Paxil express! All aboard!