"Hm... Should I ice you with my bare hands?"
The details of this post are sort of fuzzy, but I’ll do my best…
Apparently, Law & Order’s Richard Belzer got himself into trouble on yesterday when he allegedly lost his shit because he had to wait for 5 fucking hours for some jerk with an “ironic haircut” to tell him his computer was broken…
So, he grabbed the employee at an NYC Apple store by the shoulders, shook her, choked her and screamed that he needed help…
The victim, Milan Agnew called 911 and even filed a harassment complaint with the NYPD.
Said, the victim’s concerned “Nana“:
“She told me, ‘Nana, he didn’t just touch me, he choked me and really scared me.’ My granddaughter is petite, just 5-feet-2 and she’s a dancer so she doesn’t have much body to her. Where does this man come off putting his hands on her?”
Anyhoo…
Belzer told officers that he was “just joking” and was, subsequently, not charged with any crime because his conduct was deemed a “minor violation”… but really because the NYPD didn’t want to lose their place on line for the “Genius Bar”…
Tags: Apple, Law & Order, Richard Belzer
I will triforce him.