Good looking couple...
Look, beating your girlfriend isn’t cool… no matter what…. On the other hand, Ron Wood from The Rolling Stones is about 700 years old and I’d imagine the kind of damage he could would basically be limited to some hostile, hoarse whispers and some light pinching…
Incidentally, Ron was arrested today for beating his 2o year old Russian girlfriend, for whom he left his wife of 24 years, Jo, in 2008… Yeah, this relationship seemed totally wholesome from the start. Let’s be honest, she also probably banged Mick Jagger… and/or is one of his 300 wayward children.
As for the facts of this case, nobody’s been able to find out exactly what went on in the “domestic dispute” yet. But, if my powers of deduction are as sharp as they once were, I’d imagine it involved some beta blockers, a defibrillator, and a sharp-edged can of Dark Chocolate Ensure…
Tags: Mick Jagger, Ron Wood, The Rolling Stones
