Vulcan chin pinch...
Yup, you guessed it. The ongoing lesbian drama between Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson has finally turned physical…
But, you know… in a bad way…
Said our source:
“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head. She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time. It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are. I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.”
Look, I don’t condone violence, but I’m pretty sure that if the rumors are true that Sam Ronson opened a can of Whoop-Ass on Lindsay Lohan, that she was totally justified…
As a matter of fact, someone give that young man a medal… Because, you know, Lindsay Lohan is basically a lot like one of those inflatable clowns that laugh when you punch it, then float back up to taunt you…
Well, and also that clown balloon always asks to borrow money and gave you herpes at one point…
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Sam Ronson
