Tee-hee...
Here’s the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, graced by Andy Roddick’s wife, Brooklyn Decker…
I think it’s important to note her sophisticated wardrobe choices… They’re so intellectually labyrinthian, that I’ve almost forgotten that it’s dangerous for Brooklyn to be swimming alone…
Especially, if she’s just eaten… But, I mean, Jesus Christ what are the chances of that, right!?
Now, I’m not a “stylist”, but I’d say this particular outfit is more on the sensuous side… I’d also reveal that because, although I’m a homosexual and I’ve been staring at the above photograph for the last 23 minutes non-stop, I still haven’t gotten a chance to pan-up to Brooklyn’s face…
In fact, this could just be a photo of someone else entirely… and I’ll get around to checking that out as soon as I’m able to rationalize the fact that someone’s so ungraciously snapped her bikini top…
Tisk-tisk.
Tags: Andy Roddick, Brooklyn Decker, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
mmmm….