"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem… What does boycotting technology plus cursing at your cell phone equal? Denial, denial, denial!

Guess which british pop singer wants the fame back after going a little whacko, and is currently filming her own reality show to promote the clothing store she’s opening with her sister?

So, was she drunk when she decided communication wasn’t her thing, or is she getting a little tipsy now? Looks like they all come running back to the media once the stalkers take a hike.

Well, we know the show will have at least 2 viewers…and no, it won’t be us…

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Eh-hem… Remember last week when you went shopping with your mom and giggled past Victoria’s Secret? Well, this has nothing to do with that. Guess which A-list actress took her 21-year-old daughter to a party at the Chateau Marmont in LA and took turns pole-dancing for their celebrity friends?

Not creepy enough? Fine, we’ve got you covered….her daughter’s stepdad high fived each of them with a big grin on his face afterward. We figure it was followed by some whispering in the back seat of the car on the way home and some uncomfortable petting. Well, uncomfortable for us at least…

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Eh-hem… When it comes to this mature actress, “lovely” and “sophisticated” were the first words we would use to describe her, but now we know she wasn’t always like that.

Guess the 64-year-old actress who got a little too drunk one night when she was younger, got a tattoo, and told Good Morning America that:

“I decided to get a tattoo because it was the most shocking thing I could think of doing… Now I’m utterly disgusted and shocked because it’s become completely mainstream, which is unacceptable to me”

Atleast we know she won’t be hitting the tattoo parlor anytime soon…we don’t think royalty would approve…

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Eh-hem…You know when you see your ex randomly somewhere and you hide behind a bush just to avoid them? Well, this actress wishes she could do that, but being paid millions means she has to say nice things. Guess which big screen actress is playing a role opposite her pop singer ex-boyfriend, and trying to look like a nice person by saying…

“We’re thrilled to have him . . . He’s the best person for the job. He’s going to be hilarious. He’s fantastic, he’s going to be so great.”

Oh, please. The moment she walks into her dressing room you know she’s throwing around a few curse words while doing some emotional eating. She may play the cute, innocent role on screen, but we’re just not that convinced.

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Eh-hem… Oh my god, I’ve been waiting for an Oscar Blind Item, and here it is, finally!

So, I’m pretty sure that out of all the Best Actor nominees, most of us noticed that one of them seemed just a little bit subdued…

Last night certainly was not his first time on the Academy Award red carpet, so we know it wasn’t nerves…

But, where we usually see a charming, happy movie star, we got a grumpy, grouchy, close-lipped biotch who brandished a gas-face at the cameras and skipped most of the after-party festivities…

We hear he arrived at the Kodak Theater wasted out of his mind, and kept drinking from a flask he was keeping in his breast pocket! How out of character!

Apparently, he was so drunk that he was afraid to talk… Good thing he didn’t win!

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Eh-hem… While most comedians are whackos, this funny actress seems to have her life together (well, with the exception of losing her virginity in her mid-twenties), and it looks like she’s as excited for the Oscars as we are when she told Entertainment Tonight...

“I’m excited to watch the show, I’m excited to watch Alec and Steve…They really are peers with everybody in the room so I think they’ll be able to joke around and tease everybody in the room the way a regular comedian from the outside could not”

Not only has she been lucky enough to work with both of them, but seeing Alec on a regular basis is actually her job….yeah, could we be more jealous? You don’t have to guess where we’ll be Sunday night, so stick to figuring this one out…

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Eh-hem… The last time we heard a new single from this petite momma was probably ages ago, but it looks like she’s using her time productively. Guess which pop singer joined Chrysler and designed an eco-friendly car that is made out of recycled materials and has an economic engine?

Trying to keep everything green, the interior even contains all sustainable materials, including bamboo. This new “Eco Style Car” will be auctioned off to raise money for Haiti. We hope she comes out with some new music soon, but atleast we know she’s doing great things in the meantime!

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Eh-hem… Now look, we’re all big fans of flaunting what you’ve got… But this hot tv star might want to keep his junk under wraps!

Guess the prime time television hunk who is quickly making a name for himself as the Commando King of on-set drama…We hear he never ever wears underwear and that, oftentimes, he’s not at all shy about letting it all hang out!

Now, you’d think there might be some complaints on-set, but we hear that his bulge has become part of the job description for his fellow cast mates… and most of them are happy to see it!

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