"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…

We wouldn’t call her a “star”, just yet.

But, she sure is famous… for no reason…

Guess the reality show starlet who recently said:

“At first I was like, ‘Is this what my life is going to be like now – hanging out with celebrities?’ But now I’d rather party with them than normal people. Not normal, but you know what I mean. When you’re with people that are going through what you’re going through, then it’s fun, because they’re not freaking out.”

Ruh-roh!

Sounds like someone’s getting a little too big for their britches!

What will she say when all “the common folk” stop watching her show?

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Yipes!

We happen to think that this flavor-of-the-month might be a distant memory in the next few months…

It’s not an easy to become a Hollywood “it girl” and most would agree that once you’re there, it’d be a great idea not to spend all of your time pissing people off and not appreciating fanfare…

Guess who recently said:

“Everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass,” she said. “I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star. I always feel that it’s forced and fake.”

Uh-oh…

Let’s hope her new husband doesn’t mind supporter her…

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…

This JUST in…

Well, she’s had a pretty amazing career, but this pop star’s new album has been a total flop.

It seems that her career isn’t the only aspect of her life being flushed down the toilet…

Guess the platinum entertainer who we hear is headed for a divorce any day now…

Yikes!

I mean, this is sad, but living with her cannot be easy!

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…

I mean, sadly it is sort of apparent that this former 80’s girl-band front-woman has been nipped and tucked…

A lot…

On the other hand, look, why not be honest about it, right?

As if after looking at her frozen-ass face, she’d had a choice…

Anyhoo, guess who recently said:

“I have botox. Anybody in this industry who says they don’t is lying, I get it every 6 months. There’s nothing wrong with tweaking.”

Go on with your Botulismed out self, Ma!

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Toes or fingers? YOU DECIDE!

Eh-hem…

Look, obviously, I always like to give people a break…

That’s a lie.

On the other hand, this particular celebrity is such a total vacuous mess, and she’s always getting in trouble…

So, I don’t particularly mind making fun of her.

Also, I’m relatively sure she gave my friend “the herps”…

Guess whose legal troubles of late prompted her to scribble on her Twitter page:

“So sick of people making up rumors about me. The latest one about me is completely false too. Don’t believe what you read. Silly nonsense.”

The weird part is, I’ve never read anything about her that’s untrue, except for positive things.

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…

This is my favorite Blind Item, thus far…

Guess which A-List actress (known for her expensive tastes) was spotted this past week at Century 21, haggling with a salesperson over pricing…

Yes, she actually asked for a further markdown on a piece of merchandise because she’s a celebrity…

A piece of last year’s designer merchandise that was already on sale at 10% full retail price…

And she has about $40 million in the bank…

The shame…

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…

Look, I’ve always loved this woman…

She’s all bones and boobs, and has, quite possibly, the hottest husband in the universe…

On the other hand, the gods of fame shone down favorably on her for no apparent reason…

At all…

And, apparently, she knows it…

Guess the self-realized star who recently revealed:

“I will never sing again. Let’s face the music, I wasn’t the best singer even though I thoroughly enjoyed what I did. But I can’t say music is my passion.”

Hey, at least she’s not in denial…

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…

Now, we never thought this guys was worth an Oscar nod…

But, guess which Academy Award nominated actor told his wife he had a “lunch meeting” last Friday, but ended up spending the entire day “otherwise engaged”…

And when we say “otherwise engaged”, we mean he actually rented a room at the Beverly Hilton and spent 6 hours banging the current Playmate of The Month…

Oh, then he spent all last Saturday hitting pre-Fourth of July parties with his wife, as if nothing happened!

Nasty!

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What does he see in her?

Eh-hem…

The elegant flower pictured above is the current flavor-of-the-month for one of the most eligible bachelors in Hollywood.

I can’t lie, I’ve seen her before and always thought she appeared sort of plain…

Annnnnnd then I saw her ass, and all of sudden, then entire thing made perfect sense…

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…

Look, I won’t even try to act surprised about this one…

We all know she’s bat-shit, out of her mind, bananas, bonkers fucking insane…

Please guess the A-lister who showed up at a star studded event, literally sniffing bumps of cocaine of her own wrist…

ON THE RED CARPET!

No, I know…

She’s a queen… of a garbage dump…

But, god bless her…

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