"Katie... I miss you..."

I mean, I think you could have seen this coming…

I saw it coming, and I’ve been tunnel vision on getting back together with “potable carbs” for the last 3 weeks…

Anyhoo:

“Law enforcement sources tell us a CHP officer stopped Klein on the 101 freeway in Los Angeles at 3:13AM.
31-year-old Klein was arrested after failing a field sobriety test, we’re told.
According to the police report, Klein was “observed weaving from the #3 lane into the #2 and #4 lane westbound US 101 at Woodman Ave.”

I feel bad for Chris Klein…

On the other hand, he could go around murdering kittens and spreading typhoid, and still nothing would be more abominable than this:

Yeah, I mean, that’s the worst…

Ever.

One time Katie Holmes (who dated Chris for, like, 4 years) told me that he had a huge penis and a heart of gold…

…..

Ok, I made that up…

I was just tying to throw a dog a bone…

This dude’s fucked…

That was a bad lie, everyone knows Katie Holmes can’t talk anymore…

The End.

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