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Meg Ryan Broke Up Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon!

Monday, February 8th, 2010

"I'm married..." ... "I'm still down for whatever..."

Yup, we hear that Robbins and Ryan have been having an affair on and off since the 1990s…

Or, in Meg’s case, perhaps the fucking 1890s (by way of a time machine) because holy Christ on crutches, what the fuck happened to her face!?

But, according to Star Magazine, Robbins (who has moved out of the palatial New York loft he shared with Sarandon) is:

“thrilled that he doesn’t have to sneak around anymore. He’s even been staying at Meg’s LA home.”

Yeah… I vote to have Tim Robbins’ brain examined because honesty, dumping Susan Sarandon for Meg Ryan is like ordering the most delicious filet mignon for dinner, taking 20 years to savour it, and then sending it back for a plate of wet, sloppy fish by-products whose face perpetually looks like it just got a splinter…

Tags: Meg Ryan, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins
Posted by dan at 2/28/2010 3:16PM Add Comment

Nicole Kidman Is Unrecognizable…

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Yikes!

We had heard rumblings about the fact that Kidman looked like a monster at the Country Music Awards the other night as her husband, Keith Urban’s date…

In fact, the New York Post reported:

“Everyone was talking about Nicole Kidman at the Country Music Awards in Nashville. “She looked freakish,” said one witness. “She just had her lips done, and now she looks like Meg Ryan.””

Look, you know how Meg Ryan feels about us…

I’m actually scared to touch this one because Nicole Kidman looks so fucking scary, I think she might come after me… Or just grab my throat through my computer screen and just rip my face off and eat it like some sort of a vicious bird… and when someone finally discovers my body, all that will be left is a strand of frizzled orange hair and the subtle twangs of the didgeridoo…

Tags: Meg Ryan, Nicole Kidman
Posted by dan at 11/30/2009 3:16PM Add Comment

I Made A New Enemy… Her Name Is Meg Ryan…

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

"Hey, Dan... It's Meg. Go fuck yourself..."

Man, I am racking them up today! First, I wrote that Carrie Fisher looks like Elton John and she read it, and now she hates my guts…

Then I got on the bad side of David Boreanaz’ fan club…

And now, I got a mysterious letter from a VERY angry woman who’s pissed about what I said about Dennis Quaid being drunk (Meg Ryan’s face). Incidentally, she also seems to know a lot of intimate details about Meg’s marriage to Dennis Quaid (that have never been made public) and she also hates Dennis’ new, young wife with the force of 1,000 suns.

Check out this excerpt:

“Oh for gods sake leave his ex out of this, they were divorced 10 years ago! He cheated on her for years and she got him of cocaine and booze in the late eighties. The biatch he is currently married to only cares about his money, she doesn’t care that he’s back on the booze again. Heck, obviously these 2 don’t care for their young twins. Shame on you for pretending this sort of behaviour can somehow be excused. He could have KILLED someone driving drunk!”

Uh. Yeah. Here’s the thing “mystery woman”, the cop made Dennis take a cab home, so he didn’t drive and nobody got killed… See how that’s different from your morbid, fantastic, botox-induced pipe dream?

I wasn’t excusing his behavior or even commenting on it… Mostly I was marveling at your mind-bending plastic surgery. See the distinction? Blink your lips once for “yes” or twice for “no”… Thanks for understanding.

P.S. Holy shit, did I love you in When Harry Met Sally… xo

Tags: Carrie Fisher, David Boreanaz, Dennis Quaid, Elton John, Meg Ryan
Posted by dan at 10/31/2009 3:53PM Add Comment

Cops Like Dennis Quaid More Than Mel Gibson…

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

"Um, she's driving..."

Yikes! Dennis Quaid got all crunk at Kim Kardashian’s birthday party in West Hollywood last night… which is totally fucking weird. What the hell was Dennis Quaid doing at Kim Kardashian’s birthday party? Was he babysitting?

Anyhoo, he got wassssted and then tried to drive home until a cop pulled him out of the car and warned him not to be like Mel Gibson! Lol! Good advice, officer.

According to TMZ:

“Dennis got behind the wheel of the car when a police car pulled up alongside side the actor’s car and urged the 55-year-old actor to not drive. According to TMZ, police repeatedly told the actor, “Get out of the car.” He reportedly responded to the officer, asking, “What do you want me to do?” The actor, his wife and friend then reportedly went back inside the restaurant and emerged a short time later to a waiting taxicab. The waiting paparazzi reportedly screamed, “You don’t want a DUI. You don’t want to end up like Mel Gibson.” Dennis reportedly laughed before getting into the cab and driving off.”

Ruh-roh! Check out the video:

Ha! Meanwhile, Dennis Quaid still looks like a pretty hot slice of ass. What does he have to be self-medicating about? He’s rich, famous, handsome, has a young wife… Oh… Wait a minute. Hm.

And an ex wife whose fucking surged out face probably haunts his dreams… God knows he probably would have smashed his car into a building trying to get Meg Ryan off his brain…

Tags: Dennis Quaid, Kim Kardashian, Meg Ryan, Mel Gibson
Posted by dan at 10/31/2009 1:36PM Add Comment