Posts Tagged ‘Susan Sarandon’

Susan Sarandon’s Boyfriend Might Be A Lesbian…

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010
"Home Depot's this way..."

"Home Depot's this way..."

Lots of times, men can look like lesbians, myself included…

Case in point, here’s a photo of Susan Sarandon stepping out in Italy with her new boyfriend, who plays ping-pong…

I can’t be sure of his name, although I’m sure if I Googled it, he’d come right up…

But, I’m not going to do that, because I already had two cups of coffee and I’m typing this with my foot…

Anyhoo, I’d imagine his name something like “Chris”, or “Ivan”, or “Craig”, or “Larissa”…

The End.

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Posted by dan at 7/31/2010 10:50AM Add Comment

Susan Sarandon Is Sexy, Single, And Nutso…

Thursday, April 1st, 2010
Weeeeeeeeeeee!

"Weeeeeeeeeeee!"

Susan Sarandon split up with Tim Robbins after, like, twenty years of the two of them trying to convince the rest of the world that they had some sort of perfect, Leftist, vegetarian, artsy-fartsy relationship…

Apparently, that wasn’t the case because Tim moved into Fishy McPissFlap’s cave straight out of the gate…

Anyhoo, Susan’s free to bang other dudes now, which passes as some sort of epiphany in her eyes…

Cue the “flying” metaphor for sex with new people:

“I did a movie a long time ago where I had to fly in a glider. You get towed up in the air by a plane, and it’s loud and annoying. And at some point you pull the cord and you’re suddenly floating, and in your mind it makes absolutely no sense. But it’s exhilarating and terrifying at the same time. That’s where I am now.”

Wow, that’s really great.

In other news, this fax just came in:

“I been to Susan Sarandon’s house a few times…”

- Fucking Crazy

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Posted by dan at 4/30/2010 5:44PM Add Comment

Meg Ryan Broke Up Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon!

Monday, February 8th, 2010
Im married... ... Im still down for whatever...

"I'm married..." ... "I'm still down for whatever..."

Yup, we hear that Robbins and Ryan have been having an affair on and off since the 1990s…

Or, in Meg’s case, perhaps the fucking 1890s (by way of a time machine) because holy Christ on crutches, what the fuck happened to her face!?

But, according to Star Magazine, Robbins (who has moved out of the palatial New York loft he shared with Sarandon) is:

“thrilled that he doesn’t have to sneak around anymore. He’s even been staying at Meg’s LA home.”

Yeah… I vote to have Tim Robbins’ brain examined because honesty, dumping Susan Sarandon for Meg Ryan is like ordering the most delicious filet mignon for dinner, taking 20 years to savour it, and then sending it back for a plate of wet, sloppy fish by-products whose face perpetually looks like it just got a splinter…

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Posted by dan at 2/28/2010 3:16PM Add Comment