"I'm married..." ... "I'm still down for whatever..."

Yup, we hear that Robbins and Ryan have been having an affair on and off since the 1990s…

Or, in Meg’s case, perhaps the fucking 1890s (by way of a time machine) because holy Christ on crutches, what the fuck happened to her face!?

But, according to Star Magazine, Robbins (who has moved out of the palatial New York loft he shared with Sarandon) is:

“thrilled that he doesn’t have to sneak around anymore. He’s even been staying at Meg’s LA home.”

Yeah… I vote to have Tim Robbins’ brain examined because honesty, dumping Susan Sarandon for Meg Ryan is like ordering the most delicious filet mignon for dinner, taking 20 years to savour it, and then sending it back for a plate of wet, sloppy fish by-products whose face perpetually looks like it just got a splinter…