"Weeeeeeeeeeee!"
Susan Sarandon split up with Tim Robbins after, like, twenty years of the two of them trying to convince the rest of the world that they had some sort of perfect, Leftist, vegetarian, artsy-fartsy relationship…
Apparently, that wasn’t the case because Tim moved into Fishy McPissFlap’s cave straight out of the gate…
Anyhoo, Susan’s free to bang other dudes now, which passes as some sort of epiphany in her eyes…
Cue the “flying” metaphor for sex with new people:
“I did a movie a long time ago where I had to fly in a glider. You get towed up in the air by a plane, and it’s loud and annoying. And at some point you pull the cord and you’re suddenly floating, and in your mind it makes absolutely no sense. But it’s exhilarating and terrifying at the same time. That’s where I am now.”
Wow, that’s really great.
In other news, this fax just came in:
“I been to Susan Sarandon’s house a few times…”
- Fucking Crazy
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