Lookin' for a knuckle-sandwich?
Here’s the thing… I know this post is supposed to be about how Tom Cruise is insane… which is true… But, I can’t seem not to focus on the vision of Tom Cruise threatening to beat someone up.
I mean, that’s like getting tapped on the shoulder by a Girl Scout, or a nun… or Cabbage Patch Kid “Preemie” and having it say “I’m gonna beat the living shit out of you…” It’s kind of more bizarre than anything else, right?
Anyhoo, that’s what big, tough, heterosexual Tom Cruise does to lax Scientologists…
The NY Daily News reports:
“Marty Rathbun, once one of Miscavige’s most trusted lieutenants, tells us he has a witness who can corroborate his account of a bloody beating at the church’s 500-acre compound in Hemet, Calif. Furthermore, he’s brought it to the attention of Cruise’s attorney, Bert Fields.
On the day before the actor’s visit a couple of years ago, the compound’s managers took part in “the Tom Cruise arrival preparation drill,” which required “orchestrating every action they perform … in the presence of Cruise,” Rathbun recently wrote Fields.
But Miscavige wasn’t happy when he addressed 80 to 100 managers at a prisonlike facility, known as “The Hole,” where three insubordinate officials — Marc Yager, Guillaume Leserve and Ray Mithoff — were “incarcerated,” according to Rathbun.
“Miscavige berated [the managers] for being far too light in their demands for confessions” from the three, Rathbun alleges in his letter, “because they refused to beat [them] … to pulps. Miscavige said that Tom … had vowed to come to the Hole and personally ‘beat the living [bleep]‘ out of Yager, Leserve and Mithoff if the managers failed to do so themselves.
“In response, the mob rushed at the three targeted gentlemen,” Rathbun claimed. “Fists flew and feet kicked into the three. They continued to pound until … each had two black eyes.”"
Yeah… Cuckoo. Anyhow, I recently received the following responses from three concerned Scientologists who were shocked and offended by treatment of their faith…
Dear Dan,
You are a JERK, man, ok? I oughta kick your ass for this! Also, there are some mistakes in your entry about Tom Cruise. He isn’t a
homosexual, in fact he’s married… To a woman, a Wo-Mannn. So you might wanna change that. You wanna see a straight guy in action? Rent
Risky Business… I got three words for you… He-Te-Ro… Somebody get Mimi Rogers on the phone! Talk about
a marriage that definitely was NOT a sham!! POW… BAM, BAM, BAM!
Dear HitDanBack,
Wee wop zee zooop lim lickin’ zizzle. Me no remembuh mama papa po beep boop. ZAP…
Respectfully,
Dear anyone,
Help, these people are fuckin’ crazy -
