Fucked.

This is pretty awesome for a few reasons. Number one, Katie Holmes surfaced on Long Island last week looking like this… I’m pretty sure that’s the face of a villain… or at least someone who’s been brutalized by a villain, repeatedly.

Anyhoo, looks like Tom might have found his lady-friend a jobby-job!

A source at MonstersAndCritics.com said:

“Tom is very excited about taking ‘Mission: Impossible’ in a new direction and he sees Katie as a big part of that.

“They have wanted to work together for a while now but the idea of being a couple on screen in a romantic comedy is a bit dull. This might give them a chance to have some fun both as a couple and as hero and villainess.”

Secondly, who likes that gay Tom Cruise decided to cast his beard of a brainwashed wife as the villain in his next movie? I do!

It’s pretty symbolic, but the man’s got a vision. I often find it’s probably difficult to always translate that precise vision from one’s head to a creative endeavor, like a movie.

For instance, I’m sure Paramount had difficulty green-lighting Tom’s original request that Mission Impossible 4’s villain just be deadly vagina that Tom could only combat through the use of a poisonous, yet potent serum that had to sucked out of Ving Rhames’ penis… Or did they?