Romance...
We can all agree that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ marriage is a sham, right? Well, maybe not a “sham”, per se, because they are legally married… they just don’t have sex or spend any time together, or know each other…
Also, I love OK!’s layout with the photo of Nicole Kidman to their right like “Shhhh, Tom’s gay….”
Anyhoo, guess what!? They are having their lawyers negotiate the birth of their second child for $75 million! Bliss!
Ok! Magazine reports:
“OK! can exclusively report that the Cruises have reached a deal on expanding their family: Katie plans to get pregnant sometime in the next year.
“She no longer feels like she’s just Mrs. Cruise. She’s her own person again,” a pal tells OK! of the couple’s decision. “She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That’s what is important.””
Sure, that’s what’s important… Interestingly enough, someone just threw a brick threw my window with a few crumbled pieces of looseleaf paper taped to it.
They read:
Dan,Wee wop zee zooop lim lickin’ zizzle. Me no remembuh mama papa po beep boop. ZAP… Got baby for mother ship.Respectfully,
Dear anyone,Help, these people are fuckin’ crazy -
Hey Fuckface,
Why me?
- fetus
Tags: Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise
