- That’s what I call a carry-on!
I know!
Please allow yourself a good fifteen minutes after swallowing your love potion antidotes before permitting your eyes to feast upon the silken, airborne angel above…
According to a lovely HitDanBack reader, the cross-dressing passenger above showed up looking glamorous and fresh for his domestic flight from Florida to Phoenix last week, walked through security, checked his bag, and was permitted to board the First Class cabin of a US Airways plane without any complication…
Work!
Apparently, once he boarded, other passengers took issue with the man’s bulging peen and nut combo being plainly exposed to children on the flight, but were denied satisfaction under the guise that US Airways has no official passenger dress code…
Hot!
A source reports:
Valerie Wunder, spokeswoman for US Airways first asked, “was he offending anyone?” and when I said yes, many travelers and there were children on the plane, this was her official statement, “he’s basically wearing a Speedo.
Anyone can dress this way. US Airways has no dress code. Anyone can walk down the street dressed like this. As long as he’s not harassing anyone or exposing himself.”
Interesting!
I have to admit, I totally love the airline for standing behind an individual’s right to express themselves through glorious, form-fitting fashion…
I do!
Look, if that dude feels more comfortable in stripper heels, thigh-highs, a royal blue spandex bra and cami set, and a heavenly pair of rayon sleeves, so be it…
I’m sure most of the children on that plane have seen a garden-variety slut before…
They’ll be fine…
On the other hand, I’m surprised a fucking Sky Marshal (thinly disguised as an old woman) didn’t shoot out of his seat somewhere over New Mexico, guns-blazing, and arrest that dude for his blatant violation of Federal Aviation Regulation 143 A Sub. (4)…
…which involves the revival of that ravishing “Nelson-esque” black velvet and faux pearl choker, above a cruising altitude of 35,000 feet.
The End.
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