"Ya smell me, Houston?!"
Look, say what you want about Jessica Simpson, but the fact remains that she’s still a pretty big star…
She is!
So what, she’s gained a little weight lately, and her singing career’s in the shitter, and most men would still rather spend eternity in a windowless bridal boutique, watching birthing videos with Jennifer Aniston than have to conversate with Jessica for longer than it takes to ogle her ta-tas…
But, at least she brushes her teeth…
Oh. Hm. My mistake.
I take that all back, she’s toe-up:
Tags: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson
