
"Don't paw me, bitch..."
I’m not always sure what to think about Katy Perry…
I’m pretty sure that if I had to have dinner with her, I’d light myself on fire and make believe I was late for a forgotten dental appointment…
On the other hand, Katy also does awesome stuff like threaten to beat the shit out of Kara DioGuardi for imitating her singing “I Kissed A Girl” on American Idol…
Check it out:
(Via WWTD)
Tags: American Idol, Kara DioGuardi, Katy Perry

I thought Katy Perry was funny and likable with her blunt opinion of the contestants, but she was a real cunt to Kara. The total lack of eye contact and wall she put up between her and Kara really showed a cat-iness. No need to be a bitch.
I think it is kinda sad that Simon is likely to get out of the tv series next year. It unquestionably won’t be the same. I do like several of the contestants up to now, but really don’t enjoy a favorite as yet. Even so, I do not feel there is a possibility that some of them will be better than Adam Lambert.
I get a funny feeling in my pants when i see a girl this attractive. Is that normal?