"Tastes like Seacrest..."
Here’s a video of Simon Cowell on Jay Leno last night…
This is actually interesting because Simon is forced to be affectionate with his fiance, Mezhgan Hussainy (whose first name is basically the Rubik’s Cube of names and continues to keep me up at night, toiling…)…
Anyhoo, “Meshdiofngan” (pronounced “Sue”) seems super charming and pretty, and Simon appears smitten…
Jay Leno, on the other hand, makes me want to duct tape my computer, then chain it up in my basement, starve it, and make its loosened chrome exterior into a dress…
Enjoy:
Tags: Jay Leno, Mezhgan Hussainy, Simon Cowell
