You'll never be ready for this...
I dare you to watch this video of some sort of renegade, screeching Twilight fan “reacting” to the new trailer for “Twilight: Eclipse” without becoming the victim of a collaboration sneak-attack by your eyes and ears working in tandem…
I’m serious…
Don’t say I didn’t warn you:
Uh…
Can someone come over and pick me up from work?
You’ll know me because I’m the one in the hospital bed in the corner of the room, sitting in a pool of tears, shocking himself with a live electrical wire, listening to Klezmer, and whipping himself in the eyes with a Twizzler…
Tags: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Twilight Eclipse
I swear that is not me!
BTW, you can forget my last comment about the books. I just burned my Twilight books after watching about 10 seconds of this lisp girl.
My mummy says that Twilight is for overweight emo kids who like to self-harm. Is this true?