Dangerous Ghoul
No, really. I want someone to sit me down and tell me that she’s not Gollum from Lord of the Rings… Seriously, but if you’re that person, you’d better keep in mind you’re going to have to slap me in the face, put me in a diaper, and pack me in ice. I won’t go quietly, Bilbo Baggins!
Remember when this person was Leann Rimes? She was cute (in an “I’m 12, but I look like a 35 year old single mom” kinda way…). She sang that kooky country song that sounded like baby wolves howling… remember? Everyone loved it! Anyway, those days are over, and Leann married a homosexual goofball, cheated on him with Eddie Cibrian (which deserves accolades, actually, AYE CARAMBA!!), lost her remaining fans, and has finally been cursed by the Dark Lord Sauron (which is basically an enormous, angry, flaming vagina). So here we are, guys… DAMN it’s good to be back!
Tags: Breaking News, Celebs, Eddie Cibrian, Leann Rimes
