No... Not "OK!"...
Honestly, the Gandalf the Grey of photoshop couldn’t produce anything this horrifying. This is the sort of thing that belongs in a federal government vault underneath the toilet in the Oval Office along with the photos from Area 51…
It’ll make you want to throw your computer out the window and scissor-kick everyone in your office. It’ll also make you want to burn out your eyes with a flamethrower and repeatedly slam your penis in a sliding door.
It’s no use. You could take all of the Viagra left in the world and it’d be a placebo… A placebo that laughs in your face and points at the white flag of surrender waving through the fly of your pants…
Tags: Area 51, Jersey Shore, MTV, Snookie, Viagra
