XOXO, Ice-T’s Wife, Coco

*Gag*

*Gag*

Ice-T’s stripper wife, Coco seems to be in the habit of taking photos of her gargantuan fake tits and earth-crushing, titanic ass.

I’m sort of up in the air about how to react to this… But, I’m pretty sure I just splintered another personality… So, I know it can’t be good…

I’m actually unsure if straight men find this sort of thing sexually exciting… Because I sort of get the same feeling looking at this photo as I do when I see one of She-Hulk. Sure, She-Hulk’s in good shape and she’s got a vagina, but it’s bright green and lined with plutonium that’d burn your penis off with the force of a fucking atomic bomb.

Is that what you want? A blown-off, radiated penis? Yeah, you might… Just be happy this photo isn’t scratch ‘n sniff, perverts…

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2 Responses to “XOXO, Ice-T’s Wife, Coco”

  1. Kevin says:

    The big hips, giant hair & ass… she reminds me of Peg Bundy

    http://palmsprings.metromix.com/content_image/full/816713/560/370

  2. There are 2 creepy parts to this photo:

    1. I know exactly where she is.

    2. Her body looks something like one of the landscape shots of some crazy planet in Star Wars (or perhaps a sci-fi film wth a lesser budget).

    Gross.

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