Worth it
You should…
Because it’s not everyday that you’re able to purchase irrefutable proof that a celebrity is actually a vampire who’s been sucking blood and reinventing himself every 75 years for all eternity…
I know…
Luckily, that’s where ebay steps in:
“Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so,” the seller — who’s asking $1 million for the photo — writes on eBay.
“150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.”
The seller, who goes by the name Jack Mord and has 100% positive feedback, insists the photo is the real deal and has not been manipulated in any way to make it resemble Cage.
“Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert of their choice examine the original photograph before any money changes hands,” he adds on eBay.”
Wow.
Spooky.
And what a rare opportunity to own a piece of both Hollywood and folkloric history…
It’s true!
And, you know, obviously, although it seems weird to drop a million dollars on a laughable motherfucking hoax, there have been several examples of these sorts of “vampire proofs” that have been investigated and actually check out!
I swear!
Like this one, which documents the presence of the notorious “Long Island Penis Nosferatu“, who continues to evade authorities even today:
"Succccckkkkk..."
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